The Roller Moped. Nothing says "I love you" like being a douchebag at 3000 rpm's.
The Mini Segway. Nothing says "lazy american" like starting em' young.
A Fix Gear. Nothing says "Trendy fag", like the rollerblades of 2010! Hey man, I hear that break dancing is coming back into style. Maybe you should do that too.
Rhianna on a Bmx. What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris already told her twice!
Ok, this is going nowhere... Have a fucking super holiday, buds.
-Erik E
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